GlimmMistress on December 21, 2025 1:00 pm Every. Single. Time. It makes me look like I have a weird chest-bursting alien under my hoodie.
ElegantBaddie on December 21, 2025 1:24 pm Zippers be like: I don’t care if you’re sitting, we’re going to make things difficult anyway.
khairuldaniel664 on December 21, 2025 1:26 pm Atleast the zipper shows that I have big d althought it’s a lie 
Subject-Ad674 on December 21, 2025 1:41 pm Especially when the buldge is around your hip area and one of your friends questions why you have a boner 😭
Shredded_Locomotive on December 21, 2025 2:06 pm It’s almost like metal does not like being compressed
ElPrieto8 on December 21, 2025 2:52 pm The kids all hopped up on serum, he’s going to explode and take us with him
GenesisRhapsod on December 21, 2025 6:29 pm I have may pairs of pants and shorts that do the same…so it makes me look like i got a chub goin on😂
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Skill issue
Zippers are genuinely evil little metal gremlins
Why is this so accurate
That’s why I prefer buttons on clothes😅
Jeanis is the worst…
Jeans always plotting
Every. Single. Time. It makes me look like I have a weird chest-bursting alien under my hoodie.
makes me look fat 🙁
jeanis be like “hello”
That’s why I don’t wear clothes
Zippers be like: I don’t care if you’re sitting, we’re going to make things difficult anyway.
Atleast the zipper shows that I have big d althought it’s a lie
Does anyone actually know how to fix this?
Especially when the buldge is around your hip area and one of your friends questions why you have a boner 😭
It’s almost like metal does not like being compressed
The kids all hopped up on serum, he’s going to explode and take us with him
Then lose some weight! (Said in Bender voice)
It happens 😂
Go team venture! ✌️
I have may pairs of pants and shorts that do the same…so it makes me look like i got a chub goin on😂